My latest purchase from the evil masterminds at Amazon.com:
Under Rug Swept Alanis Morissette; Audio CD; @ $12.99 each Not yet released
My ex-girlfriend Laura was waiting in line for the bathroom in Los Angeles at the premiere of
”The Perfect Storm.” I was standing outside when Alanis walked past me and into the bathroom. I was all,
”Wow, my girlfriend is in the same bathroom with Alanis.” I wasn’t sure if that was a cool thing or something I
just shouldn’t remember. Anyway, Alanis just had to fix a run in her pantyhose. I thought she was going to
turn into a Transformer Robot and fly out the window and fight bad guys in the Andromeda galaxy, but nooooo. Just a normal person.
So, it’s Valentine’s and I’m depressed. Getting through work today wasn’t very easy. I am not known for being
melancholy. I ordered Chinese take-out in an effort to cheer myself up. Yesterday I spotted a couple slipping their Chinese restaurant
menus under all the doors as I walked toward my room at the hotel. I briefly considered banging
against my door at the same instant they slipped a menu under my door. I decided against it. I shouldn’t be giving those guys
a heart attack. Tonight I ordered hot and sour soup, seafood delight,
and garlic chicken wings. They didn’t get the wings right. The food isn’t that spicey. Nevertheless, I wound up eating all of the soup and only
picked at the other stuff. If you’re hungry, come over and I’ll share.