Considering starting new section called Daily Driving Accident. Everytime I drive to work there is always a different accident.
Sister section to this would be Daily Driving Idiot. This would include brief details of stupid things Houston drivers have done
before my eyes. Today some dude U-turns from opposing side at exact moment my light turned green. Wasn’t an illegal U-turn, but
the timing sucked. Used horn honking skills to punish driver for being stupid and having bad timing.


Wrote letter pitching cool business plan ideas to potential client. Found grammatical error after I hit send. Sucks.
Hoping potential client has bad reading skills.


Found out Almost Famous did amazing business over weekend. Strange as theater I was at couldn’t have had more than 100 people.
Maybe people who could have seen it were instead outside having accidents and making ill-timed U-turns.