I’m in Duluth, Georgia and the fun just doesn’t stop. I need to be out of here in 26 minutes so this will be the super briefest update ever. Got lost in Virginia. Found wireless connection in neighborhood. Got new directions. Got lost in North Caroline. Couldn’t find wireless connection. Bought GPS software from Best Buy. Drove as far as Duluth, Georgia before I started hallucinating and saying things in my head like, ”crashing into the ditch won’t be so bad — you could get some sleep once you’re there.” I’m at the Wellesley Inn and Suites. They’re so awesome because they accept pets with only a $10 additional fee. Chew is on the flow chewing his ear. I think that’s okay. That must be how it gets cleaned mysteriously. Anyway, I’m off into the shower, to pack, and to drive off into the distance. I am hoping to make it back in 12 hours, but I’ll need to go 90 MPH for at least 4 hours in a row to cut back on the time. It’s good times.