Sitting in the Loew’s Cherry Hill multiplex waiting for ”Confessions of a Dangerous Mind” to start. The pooch is at Petsmart awaiting a thorough scrubbing and I am hoping he will survive until my return in a couple hours. The pre-movie slideshow they have going now is showing me each slide for only 5 seconds a piece. The pace is maddening. I refuse to try to participate/read. My digestive system just enjoyed a huge Ultimate Nacho order from the consession stand. A little messy, but it did the trick. A wetnap was included (in the nachos just in case I missed it). Forgot to mention that this slide show has audio accompaniment. Some DJ Kool-Aid just welcomed me to “this bangin’ theater.” Ah, New Jersey. A huge crowd just sat in the row behind me and my sanctity is threatened. Bastards. Perhaps I will experience gaseous anomolies soon. One must dream. Movie starting. Bye.