Or at least I think Al Franken lives in my neighborhood. Minneapolis is his home according to AlFranken.com. I was at the Bruegger’s bagels right behind my apartment at 1:45 PM trying to order my usual Salmon bagel (cream cheese, capers, onions, tomotoes and salmon on a bagel) on the way to see the Minneapolis Art Car Parade. Franken was on his cell phone and unable to order due to a heavy conversation about "not being on the payroll" and "doing interviews on a weekly basis." Sounds like fun. On July 29th the Uptown Theater is playing Franken’s film STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY. I’ll be in Houston so I won’t be going. I’ll totally survive.