My two-year SprintPCS contract ends on July 20, 2008. That’s, like, so far away. I’ve been working from home today and I’m flipping out about how busy I am. As I’m in such a crazed state trying to keep up, I’m actually thinking that paying a $150 penalty to SprintPCS for breaking my contract is a great idea. It’s the best freaking idea I’ve had all month! Okay, well, the first best idea I had was deciding that my porn star name should be Hour and a Half Mark, but the _second_ best idea is switching to AT&T so I can get my iPhone on. Oh, did I not mention the iPhone? That’d be the reason behind all of this insanity. Expect an update soon with more unexpected twists and turns.