Need to get ready for a surprise party for my pal Nate. He has joined the aforementioned Big Computer Company, or rather he will at the end of January. It is his birthday tonight. I have 60 minutes to get ready and drive to Sugarland to find the place. No problem. Maybe. I have spent […]

Woke up at 6:50 AM this morning. How? Not because of my two alarm clocks. I used the Task Scheduler on my computer to start playing MP3s at 6:30. I started off with the acoustic piano verison of Gary Numan’s Down In The Park. That version of the song is my current favorite. At 6:40 […]

Went to Wal-Mart. Need light bulbs. Picked up one 4-pack of bulbs. Looked at price. 96 cents. Grabbed seven more packs. Not sure why I only buy them four at a time. Toy department was obliterated. Bought two more spray cans of metallic black paint. Bought lots of dog food. This time the cashier did […]

Presents wrapped. Goofing off almost complete. I am freaking out a bit from a mistake I made a few hours ago while connected to my machine at the office. I copied the files down that I needed. The phone rang. I answered. Talking ensued. Half an hour later I went back to my desk. I […]

Writing this on my wireless email device while sitting in a line to see Castaway. First in line. Been here for 30 minutes and still have 60 to go. Back hurts. Legs going numb. But I am still first, nyah nyah. Was driving car to gas station and decided to just continue on to the […]

Terrible week. Ate nice juicy hamburger at Beck’s Prime on Monday night. Woke up feeling funky on Tuesday morning. Tried to get ready but felt a raging fever coming on. Wasn’t hungry. Stomach felt… full. Strange. Showered. Shaved. Attempted to find clean clothes. Then the pain began. Severe. Wrenching. Aching. Wanted to die. Laid down […]

While departing a private jet in Washington, D.C., reporters question President-elect Bush about what the sum of two and two are. "This many!" responded Bush.

The photo to the left is of my friend Oktober. I have three rolls of film just like this (minus the special effects). I bought a flatbed scanner a month ago and my laptop doesn’t like it. Any other computer, however, does like it. I still haven’t bought a new machine yet. This nice girl […]

I am not sure what path I took to find it, but there is something on the web called The Naked News that you must check out! It’s a legitimate broadcast that covers daily news, weather and even Hollywood gossip. The best part is that it is done by very attractive news anchors who slowly […]

Haven’t bought a videogame system since 1985 when I paid way too much for a ColecoVision. Compared to, say, a Playstation 2, it sucked ass. So I bought a Playstation 2 from my buddy Will, the guy who saved me from being crushed by hot and sticky fans at the Manson concert. I only want […]