I bought some headphones, blank hi-8mm videotapes, and computer screen cleaner from CVS. Total cost? $35. Wow. Expensive. I lost my last pair of headphones in a horrible seatbelt accident. I need more blank tapes in case I need to document anything interesting. My computer screen is filthy. It didn’t do a good job. Screen still smudgy. My new laptop has 1 pixel that likes to fire red in the middle of the screen. A gentle tap makes it go away. Stupid pixel. I am plotting a trip to Pat’s for dinner. I am coming up empty during my daily cycle of hitting QueenBeth.com, OktoberNight.com, Jerald.net and WilWheaton.net. Sniff. Looks like my best bet at getting into SNL on Saturday is to be in the stand-by line at 7 A.M. The problem is that this line starts forming on *Friday*. Eeek. However, the host for the show is Jennifer Garner. Mmmm. She pretty. This would be a lot easier if I were famous already. I need to get on the ball with that. My C++ programming and user interface development is seriously getting in the way of my celebrity interactions.