Several weeks ago, groups of peace activist ”human shields” arrived from the West in order to prevent the bombing of Iraq. These brainless monkeys are finally getting a lesson in how Iraq treats its people now that they’ve discovered, to their dismay, that Iraq wanted them to protect REAL MILITARY TARGETS. These dopes thought they […]

I got some great advice on controlling fever by alternating Tylenol and Aspirin every two hours from the medically saavy QueenBeth. Last night was terrible. 101 degree temperature. Waking up in a sweat. Dreaming I had lockjaw. Who comes up with this stuff? I almost feel well enough to go back to work, although it […]

Enjoy 20 minutes of pure Dude and Veronica in all the splendor of grandeur of Eugene, Oregon. Specifications for this movie include: a generous 340kps in 320×240 mode, 30 fabulous frames per second, really big 4:3 ratio, and freakin’ enormous 51 megabytes of total download size. You may stream the video if you’ve got broadband, […]

I posted the Eugene Oregon trip video only to have to pull it down. My machine was shiznitting out last night when I was uploading. Should have tried to upload again after I rebooted, but it was 4 AM and I was cognitively challenged. Come back tonight and I’ll make another attempt. In the meantime, […]

Mr. Rogers died last night, only a few hundred miles away from here. He will be missed.

Had a pretty good weekend. I’m almost done with my ActiveX tasks which is both a relief and kind of sad since the sandbox you get to play in with ActiveX usually means you can do way cool things. I will post a update later tonight. Have to pick up the dog before 6:30 PM. […]

Spent the last three days snowed in. I would have stayed again but my office was open and the only problem I have is finding a spot to park in once I get back. The snow is annoying. I have a very clear recollection of being in elementary school and walking home one blistering cold […]

A sample of what to expect from my Oregon trip video journal. This requires Windows Media Player 9 codecs, so if you haven’t upgraded lately, go there now.

Forgot to give ”The Osbournes” a glowing review for the episode this past Tuesday night entitled, ”My Big Fat Jewish Wedding.” Hilarity. Ozzy struggled to maintain his composure when Sharon recited her own personal vows to Ozzy. We need more stuff like that on TV. Joe Millionaire and The Mole and Fear Factor all suck […]

— North Korea has untested ballistic missile capable of reaching the U.S. West Coast, CIA director George Tenet says. Well, isn’t that special? At least I’m on the safer coast (for once).