Today’s Question: ”Privately funded manned craft such as SpaceShipOne are now entering outer space. What are your thoughts on the subject?”
”Does this mean that we’re going to be sending a race of cryogenically frozen super humans led by a guy named Khan into space soon?” |
”I don’t see how that kind of advancement is going to help me. Can’t they work on making sports cars more pimp, instead?” |
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”Soooo… do they allow smoking? I mean, like, is there a hidden smoke detector in the lavoratory?” |
”Trips into outer space? Yeah, right. What’s next? Fuel-efficient electric hybrid cars?” |
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”Those space shuttle NASA guys are gonna be so pissed off! Isn’t leaving earth’s orbit illegal?” |
”On one hand, you’ve got mankind reaching for the stars and bettering themselves. On the other hand, the pilot of SpaceShipOne Mike Melvill is soooo fine. Mmmm!” |
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”Where are the flying cars? I’ve been waiting and waiting. I want to see some dang flying cars A.S.A.P.” |
”That’s so awe inspiring. Maybe one day we can go to the moon. That’ll be so cool.” |
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”Yeah, I would have done that whole flying into space on a privately funded craft thing, too, but I had finals.” |
”Why the hell do you ask me these stupid questions?” |