Remembered my first car wreck today. Was driving down two lane asphalt road in 1986. Lots of opposing traffic just sitting in other lane. Kept looking at people inside their cars. Recall thinking, “Ugly. Ugly. Dude. Ugly. Dude. Dude. Ugly.” On the cusp of the next ugly I saw that the car I’d been following […]

Starving. Feel woozy. Want to eat dead animals and plants. Noticed that whenever I eat chicken on the bone, there is carnage left over. People don’t seem to notice the carnage. Chickens have bones. People have bones. Hmmmm. Ordering boneless chicken from now on.

Watched Big Brother tonight. Freaked out. Why? Cast was asked to create message to be flown on airplane banner. They picked "LIVE LONG + PROSPER GEB" Glad my initials aren’t GEB. Would have scheduled flight to Vegas right then and there. Latin Emmy Awards on now. Spanish is hurting my ears. Getting strange craving for […]

Got yelled at on phone. Plotting revenge by putting together list of everyone who has ever pissed me off. Plan to make them involuntary members of Wrestling Federation of America. Added phone yelling person from today to list. Still room for more wrestlers. Thought about CBS show Big Brother during drive to work. Realized cast […]

Found picture of me on #’s Web site. Top left-hand corner. Moved to new server. Finally off MarkyMark.com domain. New domain is MarkShields.com or MarkShields.net. DNS will propagate tomorrow. If things look broke, give me time. Moving ain’t easy. Uneventful weekend. Saw The Cell. Cringed at "hanging from chains" part and "intestines wound on rotisserie" […]

Wanted to drive DeLorean this morning. Battery was hosed. Jumped it. Drove two miles. Drew usual number of stares. Want to fix door and radiator issues. Want to win 59 million Lotto Jackpot tomorrow. Want to write and direct movies. Want to live in an Atlas Missile Silo. Abandoned sites exist. People have advice. They’re […]

Bored. Went to domainsurfer.com and typed in stupid. Found this. Watched first half of Sleeper last night. Woody Allen used to be weirder. Now people call him ‘nebbish’ on a regular basis. He used to be a freak. Hoping I don’t lose my freak powers. Hoping I don’t marry my wife’s adopted child, either. Love […]

Found buried link to Steven’s & Pruitt Holiday Ball photos. Not bad. Heard stories and tales about The Ball. Yay. All true. Saw Dogma last night. Freakin’ hilarious. Laughed hard. Recommend it. Yesterday was cool. Walked my dog around block. Didn’t use a leash. Dog listens and complies to commands. Wondering how dog learned English. […]

Found link to cussin’ Bush. Remembered other stuff I did last week. Hadn’t showered in two days. Had to fix busted pipe in wall. Removed outside wall first. Then insulation. Got stung by bee. Shrieked in pain. Iced down hand. Cringed like little girl when bugs inside wall scurried out in fear. Cut out bad […]