Noticing a lot of dorky instructions on things as of late. Bought HP 5370 Scanner. Had full motion video instructions on how to plug in all cables. One of the videos showed me how to put the plug into a wall outlet. Duh. This morning opened up bag of oatmeal and read instructions. ‘For thicker […]

Got my Mr. Fusion in the mail yesterday. Lookie here. And here. Watched last minute of Back to the Future last night. Almost laughable how blatantly obvious a coffee grinder is being used for the Mr. Fusion piece. Foresee myself in Home Depot trying to find pieces to complete project. Also foresee myself in Home […]

Played the Snooze Button game for one hour this morning. Crawled out of bed. Took shower. Gave back shower when done. Used electric razor to shave. Looked for breakfast food in fridge. Found none. Patted my fat belly and decided I’d survive. Keeping belly in case of nuclear war. I figure all the people with […]

Very irritated right now by certain people (that I don’t work with, rest assured my work friends). Want to lash out. Realize that when my other friends are as pissed as this and lash out, it sucks major bigtime. Trying to hold in lashing out urge. Saw Simpsons episode years ago where Marge tells Lisa […]

Here’s aforementioned coffee grinder. Bought off Ebay for $80. Kick ass. Took blog break. For those not yet in the know, blog = web log. Went to court today for 42 MPH in a 20 MPH school zone and bad inspection sticker tickets. My lawyer, a John Larroquet look-alike, paced around entire time. Cop took […]

Played basketball today. Played only two games. I suck at half-court. The rules suck. Got hit in face while I was substituting for another player. Jerald apparently pushed him one step closer to death. This guy’s mouth started up as soon as he walked on the court and didn’t stop, even after his buddies drove […]

Survived Friday the 13th. Girlfriend and I broke up. Noticed updates on her site immediately reflected this after a few hours. Made similar updates. Not upset. Amicable. Time to lose some weight. This will be done via exercise or if I strand myself on a deserted island with a bunch of freaks. Noticed that my […]

Finding myself faced with mysteries of life. What do Canadians call American cheese? And do they call Canadian bacon the same thing? Maybe they call the cheese North American cheese. I don’t get it. Did Canada invent the Canadian bacon? Does it have to come from Canada? What if someone in Ohio makes it exactly […]

Went to downtown Italian restaurant on evening of 2000.10.02. Manicotti. Don’t know what’s in it. Love it. Almost went to high society Italian joint before settling on this new place. Tried to speak Italian later that evening. Bad Italian police pulled me over and ticketed me for poor grammar. Assigned me 30 hours community service […]

Different dudes running MarkWahlberg.com now. Sorta. Message base and CGIs are jacked. Making copy ‘just in case.’ New host dudes found my mini David Schwimmer site and want to buy it. Woo hoo! Took pics of both David and Seth Green while teaching a web agency in New York how to make ZIP files. Seriously. […]