Turns out my company was dumping their SprintPCS contract and switching to Verizon (unbeknownst to me). The smooth transition that’d been planned went wrong. Apparenently we signed up for the SprintPCS We Really Hate That You’re Leaving™ Plan. It includes a surprise-timed interruption of service with a bonus of SprintPCS CSJs (customer service jackasses) answering […]

My mom called me today and left a voicemail saying she wanted to move to a new house because there were little bugs in the air. Sounds to me like something died somewhere. I tried calling her back, but when I hit SEND I heard this: ”Thank you for using American Roaming Network. Charges will […]

I’m encoding my video from Mardi Gras as I type this. I’m only on tape number three out of a total of five. Inquiries about the tapes (for their aesthetic value) have persisted, so I’ve got to get on with turning them into DVDs. My camera claims to have anti-jiggle software built in. I have […]