Several weeks ago, groups of peace activist ”human shields” arrived from the West in order to prevent the bombing of Iraq. These brainless monkeys are finally getting a lesson in how Iraq treats its people now that they’ve discovered, to their dismay, that Iraq wanted them to protect REAL MILITARY TARGETS. These dopes thought they […]

I got some great advice on controlling fever by alternating Tylenol and Aspirin every two hours from the medically saavy QueenBeth. Last night was terrible. 101 degree temperature. Waking up in a sweat. Dreaming I had lockjaw. Who comes up with this stuff? I almost feel well enough to go back to work, although it […]

Enjoy 20 minutes of pure Dude and Veronica in all the splendor of grandeur of Eugene, Oregon. Specifications for this movie include: a generous 340kps in 320×240 mode, 30 fabulous frames per second, really big 4:3 ratio, and freakin’ enormous 51 megabytes of total download size. You may stream the video if you’ve got broadband, […]

I posted the Eugene Oregon trip video only to have to pull it down. My machine was shiznitting out last night when I was uploading. Should have tried to upload again after I rebooted, but it was 4 AM and I was cognitively challenged. Come back tonight and I’ll make another attempt. In the meantime, […]