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Numbers is a nice little club that you could take your parents to... for punishment. It hasn't changed much since I first went there in 1989. Literally. That is probably the last time (if ever) the floor was ever properly cleaned. The carpet upstairs is devoid of fiber. The building is creaky at best. And yet those of us who know the place best love every minute of it. It's like the world's biggest trailer. A gothic warehouse mansion. The freaks were out in larger numbers (no pun intended) than normal on December 22, 2000. I suspect that new year's eve will also turn out a large number of unique individuals. Below are some photos taken with by Sony CyberShot camera, albeit in a drunken state. I think you'll find the photos without a flash to be highly artistic (if not hallucinagenic). If I dis you in any of the captions below, please know that I still think you are an awesome person, whoever the heck you are, ya freak.

DSC00042.JPG The corner of Rich's bar upstairs. I didn't use a flash so the long exposure blurred this shot. Rich is actually in this picture, but moving around like The Flash. 61K

DSC00043.JPG The back of Rich's head. My hand is getting more steady. Must not move. 59K

DSC00044.JPG Impatient, I set the camera on the bar and take a picture. Rich is blurred because he is still The Flash. 59K

DSC00045.JPG Noticing the bad angle, I rotate the camera to the right slightly for a nice shot of the corner. The secret office door is to the right. 58K

DSC00047.JPG Generic picture of people dancing. No, I did not single out anyone when I took this picture. I just held up the camera (in the dark) and snapped. 61K

DSC00048.JPG This is a better shot, to the right of the folks from the previous photo. Notice the arm positioning. That's what 80's style looks like in 2000. 61K

DSC00049.JPG Not sure who this is. Coincidence that she was pointing her fingers like that (while dancing). Just more dancing. 61K

DSC00050.JPG Dance the night away. Or not. 61K

DSC00052.JPG The blonde leading the fake redheaded blonde. 60K

DSC00053.JPG The older guy in the back, to the left is either running in place or doing The Robot. 61K

DSC00055.JPG More generic dancing shots. See? People are having fun despite the dirt. 60K

DSC00056.JPG They tell me a phone used to exist outside the entrance to the bathrooms. Why did they put it in that tiny intersection? Must have been a guy who thought of it. 62K

DSC00057.JPG This is Tom's life-long friend Karen. The guy lacking eyebrows is her friend. This illustrates the point that eyebrows are important. 58K

DSC00058.JPG Attempt #2 of getting Karen and her dude in frame. This didn't come out like I'd hoped. Must be the lack of eyebrows throwing off my aim. 61K

DSC00059.JPG Tried again. I later found out Karen was only 15. Wondering how she can be Tom's lifelong friend at that age. Requested Little 15 by Depeche Mode. 60K

DSC00060.JPG Tom. He didn't like this picture. I think it's okay. What is that glistening on his cheek? 60K

DSC00061.JPG Another shot of Tom. Not so much glistening. I may have to PhotoShop that out. In April. 58K

DSC00062.JPG Very good shot of Tom looking solemn and zen-like. He liked this one the best. 57K

DSC00064.JPG Taken from the pespective by Rich's bar (upstairs) looking towards the exit. There is a phone booth in the corner that is supposed to be free, but it's usually broken. 59K

DSC00065.JPG Another shot of the upstairs sitting area (with brighter flash). It's not paradise, but you can actually speak (and be heard) here. 60K

DSC00066.JPG Another great shot of the back of Rich's head. He's reaching down to get some fresh supplies. Nice cabinetry. 59K

DSC00067.JPG The guy who works the front register, Dick's ex-fiance, and Laura. Laura doesn't like this picture. I believe the exact word she used was 'horrid.' 61K

DSC00069.JPG Tom again speaking to his lifelong 15 year old friend Karen. They're talking about British diplomacy and the CIA. 58K

DSC00072.JPG Karen ponders which is cooler: N'Sync or The Backstreet Boys. Britney or Christina. Hmmm. 57K

DSC00080.JPG Freaky overhead shot of dancers from the upstairs bar. Can't make out who is who, but it still looks purty. 57K

DSC00081.JPG Better shot. The far bar (back in the corner near the downstairs exit) is in view and well lit. The guy down there makes terrible Bloody Marys. Bleah. b

DSC00082.JPG One last overhead shot of people downstairs. This only looks good when the lighting is just right. Here it is just wrong. 60K

DSC00084.JPG Two dancers and one dirty floor. I like the tattoos. The stockings are good too. But check out that dude's checkered collar back to the left. 61K

DSC00085.JPG This photo lends credence to the theory that attractive girls often travel (and dance) with unattractive girls. 60K

DSC00086.JPG The stage. During concerts this area is extended to the edge covering up the steps/chairs as well as most of the filth. 61K

DSC00088.JPG First attempt to take a picture of the upstairs bar from the dance floor. It's up there, trust me. 60K

DSC00090.JPG Another poor attempt at dancing photography without a flash. The coat/hat check counter is in the distance. 62K

DSC00091.JPG Better shot of dancefloor. The spaceship looking thing in the top left is the DJ booth. It looks cooler in this picture than in real life. 62K

DSC00092.JPG This guy is wondering if Castaway will topple What Women Want at the box office. 60K

DSC00094.JPG The camera from the perspective of the stage. Keanu Reeves stood there a couple years ago. What's there now? A box of Shipley's donuts, I think. 61K

DSC00095.JPG Cool shot from the stage right speaker of the dancefloor. Red light hit everything at just the right time. 59K

DSC00096.JPG Liking what the last shot looked like, I rotated the camera back to the dance floor and snapped when the magic red light hit. 60K

DSC00098.JPG A shot of me. I thought I'd take advantage of the red light and prove that it was in fact me who took these pictures. 57K

DSC00099.JPG I'm leaning a little more in this shot. Overhead light doesn't flatter my haircut. Must get it chopped. Thinking about going for the Gladiator look. 58K

DSC00100.JPG Darn. The red light didn't hit me this time, so I am not visible. I kept it anyway, out of vanity. 59K

DSC00101.JPG Another failed attempt at making myself look good. You can barely see me in this shot (hence keeping it for vanity, again). 58K

DSC00102.JPG Gwen threw her hands up in the air after learning about the breakup of The Smashing Pumpkins. "Awwww, man!" exclaimed Gwen. In the distance, Daniel Harris is speechless upon hearing the news. 60K

DSC00103.JPG The checkered collar guy leans over to his girlfriend and whispers, "I'm wearing my mom's underwear again!" 60K

DSC00104.JPG An entering patron has her palm checked before entering. Wouldn't want to let any runners in tonight, the Sand Man noted. 60K

DSC00105.JPG Closing her eyes and pursing her lips, Molly Atkins does her famous dead fish impression for the coat check counter staff. 61K



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