Month: January 2005

30-Jan

it’s a beautiful day

I walked north on 3rd street. The crisp white snow was crunching beneath my feet. I looked up toward a trash bin that was visibly moving to and fro. A homeless man popped his head out of the top and said, ”Yo! We’re goin’ to the Superbowl!!!” Ahhh. Philadelphia. I arrived on Friday at 5 […]

27-Jan

continuous integration

I’ve decided to make a return to Philly for the weekend. I have my dog already checked into the Jersey Village Animal Hospital kennel facility. I was supposed to bring the DeLorean to this Back to the Future Party thing on Friday night. I hate to flake out on them but I’ll make it up […]

22-Jan

seems a bit unstable

It finally happened. I cracked at the movie theater! While watching ”Spanglish” with the roommate, a cell phone call interrupted everything 70 minutes into the show. Rude 45 Year Old Dude (on bright blue cell phone): ”Hello? Who’s this? Oh. You wanna talk to Randall. How you doing? Heh. Yeah. I’m at the movies. Ummm, […]

14-Jan

15 minutes

It only took me fifteen minutes to get to work this morning. That rarely happens. I stopped by the fabrication place to pick up one of the five DeLorean vents that I’ve had in the works since Thanksgiving break. Click here to view my beautiful aluminum DeLorean vents. Please note that there’s a little work […]

09-Jan

remember when milf was a typo?

I’m sitting on my bed using my laptop. My dog is in his newly procured from Petsmart doggy bed. To his right are six new chew bones and a rope-doll combination toy (it looks hideous but he likes it). My room is an enormous mess. I’m going to find a photo of me from 1974-ish […]

05-Jan

baby duluth

I’m in Duluth, Georgia and the fun just doesn’t stop. I need to be out of here in 26 minutes so this will be the super briefest update ever. Got lost in Virginia. Found wireless connection in neighborhood. Got new directions. Got lost in North Caroline. Couldn’t find wireless connection. Bought GPS software from Best […]

04-Jan

i hate packing

Not only do I hate packing, I hate the whole compression and decompression that one most go through in order to move. You get cuts and scratches and headaches and stress as a result. Not so fun. I’m leaving here for Houston this morning after piling my car sky high with my possessions all yesterday. […]

01-Jan

still worried about the election?

Happy New Year! It’s coming on five years that I’ve had a blog. They’re quite mainstream now. The original blog that I used to follow on a daily basis, puce.com is now a lame ”I’m Too Mature To Have A Blog” punk-ass site. Has anything really changed? I’m heading back to Houston after a three […]