Gotta love it when you see a news story about a guy who burned his penis with his laptop. Sounds like a Jackass stunt gone awry and this is the lame excuse he came up with. At least he didn’t come up with a story about how a raccoon came up behind him and burned […]

I am major bummed. Company Holiday party usually falls on a Saturday. This year it’s on a Thursday while I’m still up here. Thought crossed my mind that I should try to attend the party here, but that’s on the *next* Thursday after I return to H-town. So, I guess I won’t get to party […]

I bought a case of diet Vanilla Coke last week. Once or twice I have almost said that I bought a case of diet Vanilla Ice. Luckily nobody notices, so I pretend like I knew what I was saying. I bought 5 cases, actually. They were on sale, 5 cases for 10 bucks. That works […]

Had a coworker come up and say he hadn’t caught ”Truth About Charlie” at the theaters yet. There is a small # of people who know I run MarkWahlberg.com for his management company. I’m sure even fewer know that I have broken images and links on the site that I need to get off my […]

Holy crap! I know exactly what I want for Christmas.

New marketing gimmick I’ve noticed in the graphic design world is showing someone with an abnormally huge head on their small body. A few years ago the overhead shot of someone looking up was all the rage. Birdseye view? Anyway, the Jerry Seinfeld children’s halloween comic book, for example, is one instance that I can […]

Last week went to see Jackass with fellow coworkers. We were to meet at the Bull and Barrel in Montgomeryville, PA. Got there. Closed! Left my car in parking lot with note on window giving our contact info. Drove with fellow coworker to alternate inebriation center. Happy hour yielded freebie finger foods. After an hour […]

Been busy. On Thursday left work at noon and took the R5 train to 30th Street Station. From there a $40 Amtrak ticket got me to New York City. Used AAA card for 10% discount. Met up with Oktober and contacted a friend in Houston for directions to Comedy Central. Oktober had procured tix to […]

Hired a dog walker yesterday. We’ll see how Chew gets along with him. Basset hounds aren’t known as being killers. A 45 minute walk in the midafternoon costs $10 a pop. Beats trying to get home as fast as possible to avoid crossing the 12 hour threshold since the last walk. He can hold it, […]

Digging through my archives trying to find my old videotape collection Lotus 123 spreadsheet. Found this old poem I wrote the night before the first OJ trial ended. Oddly enough this poem has been edited and mangled over the years even though I only posted it in the usenet newsgroups in May 1995. It’s also […]